The Random Blog About Nothing

Let Random Blog put you up on game…literally:

via LikeCOOL

Dan had to use one of his lives to show you how it is when you “save” the princess, cause in the real world you don’t get any free men…

The One Sixth scale Obama (”1/6 Scale Truetype Body – African American Advanced TTM-15″) aka The Obamanator!!!

Via 2dayblog

And fuck that Kung Fu grip shit, cause he has:

“Two (2) sets of bendable and interchangeable palms
- One (1) pair for holding gun”

(For all those hatin ass senators that like to yell out shit when they get mad)

He may not be anatomically correct, but he is politically correct. And don’t worry, He’ll Be Black!!!

Caution: Boner Alert!!!!

Like my homeboy said, this and the Superhead porn are what you should DEMAND that your current or future wife watch and study!!!

Double Header!!!

New Random Blog Tee

Fresh for 2010 you SUCKAZ!!!!

Coming Soon….

TITS x Dyme Def “Wet Dreams”

via the 305

And here is the video…

via TITS

And here is the model (cause I know you were wondering about that ass)

via Miss Frenchy

Keith “Guru” Elam July 17, 1966 – April 19, 2010

YES!!! Everything about this video is good, Teairra Mari sexy ass, her sexy ass in that lacey shit (shit I love) and shes cookin!!!

via epicSense

Oh did I forget to say Random…(that was a jk, FUCK YA’LL)

via a very talent photographer from the D Robin A Collins blog

Go check her out, only after you have thoroughly checked out Random Blog!!!

Ghetto Wine. com is a site that pays homage to all of the classic ghetto wines of our times, highlighting such classics as:

Fred  G. Sandford’s Favorite : Ripple

Night Train

Cisco

And the All Hood Classic: Mad Dog 20/20

So go on over to Ghetto Wines and reminisce of the first time you and your friends  paid a bum to go grab you a bottle of Mad Dog

Women:

So, was listening to Tom Joyner Morning Show today and they were talking about mistresses and how more and more of them are coming out and “SNITCHING”  some even going so far as suing the men that they were with!!!

COME THE FUCK ON, what happened to just getting the dick and a couple dollars and SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?!?!?  John Edwards mistress is gonna be on Oprah, why the fuck does the side bitch get a forum, shouldn’t she be interviewing his wife if anything???  Shaq’s dumbass had in his pre-nup, if his wife proves he cheated she gets more money, so the bitch hires an investigator, finds the mistress, teams up with that bitch, now BOTH of them are suing his ass!!! DAMN, then we all know about Tiger, remember when all the black celebs were fucking white women, cause a long time ago, white women didn’t say shit, they were just happy getting that black dick on the low, but not Tiger’s women, how does every hoe you fuck get a interview, I would hate for every hoe I fucked to get an interview and I aint even fucking married!!! Then there is this bitch KatStacks (look the bitch up cause she gets no link from me) Kat is a hoe, no really she gets paid for sex, but for some reason now besides getting paid to do a service, the bitch is all over the net airing out her famous clients!!! WTF, bitch didn’t you get paid to do YOUR JOB?!?!? Suck a dick, collect a check, keep it moving!!!

Side bitches, you are just as in the wrong as the man your fucking, so STOP SNITCHIN!!! SMDH